• Drake: Babe, this is my mom Sandi
  • Drake's mama: *gives me a hug* its nice to finally meet you.
  • Me: You too.
  • Drake: I'll go and get the bags ok?
  • Me: ok. *waits till hes out of earshot* I forgive you.
  • Drakes mama: ...for what?
  • Me: killing dr martin luther king.
  • Drakes mama: i-I didn't kill- im sorry what?
  • Me: I know that silly! I mean you're old and everything but you're canadian. I'm just saying I accept your apology on behalf of your white brethren:)
  • Drakes mama: ...can we talk about somethin else please?
  • Me: ok Sandi I see the topic of racism makes you uncomfortable. I was just saying that your sons prowess in the bedroom doesnt make up for your assistance in murdering a civil rights leader but I am starting to forgive you. We can talk about it another time tho (:
  • Drakes mama: ....
  • Me: anyway im glad we could make it up here I wanted to meet you before the baby came:)
  • Drake: *comes back in and puts his arm around me* ahh my two favorite ladies in one room

validx2:

Me: *Get’s on one knee*

Her: Omg babe what are you doing?

Me: Wait hold up shawty i know you aint wearing them BOBs from Payless let me get on you real quick 

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